Saturday, May 9, 2015

Police Seeking Georgia Waffle House Masturbator


In another of those strange and sordid tales that exemplify the moral and cultural rot in the star-spangled republic of Obamastan, police are seeking a man who was caught on video while masturbating in a Waffle House restaurant where he was employed. The perp, a 36 year old named  Emanuel Williams is wanted on public indecency charges for the act which took place at a Macon, Georgia location on Monday. Williams is reportedly a convicted felon who had previously served time in prison on sex related charges.


A Waffle House masturbator is being sought by Georgia police after video surfaced of the since-fired employee pleasuring himself in one of the restaurant's booths, authorities say.

Emanuel Williams, who up until the video's discovery worked at the Macon eatery, was filmed committing the unappetizing act by a coworker Monday who told police "no one would believe her" unless she got it on video, the Smoking Gun reported.

Sure enough, investigators who watched the video say the 36-year-old registered sex offender is "clearly" seen masturbating while facing a window as the repulsed coworker threatens to post the video on the web.

As Williams went at it, his fellow employee claims he told her that he "didn't care" if the video went viral and he "continued on until he masturbated."

The website the Smoking Gun provides more graphic details of Williams’ whipping up of a batch of fresh batter in the story entitled “Police Hunting Waffle House Masturbator”:

Investigators who watched the video reported that it “clearly” shows Williams masturbating and “has a shot of his penis.” While pleasuring himself, Williams was “sitting at a booth facing a window,” according to a Bibb County Sheriff's Office report.
As detailed in a second police report, Williams and a female coworker were the only employees in the eatery Monday when Williams announced that he was preparing to pleasure himself. The woman, who said she was on the phone at the time, told deputies that she did not take Williams seriously.

Upon finishing her call, the woman “walked over to the suspect to see if he really was jacking his penis, and he was,” an investigator reported. The woman said that she began recording Williams with her phone because she “knew no one would believe her” when she later recounted the incident.

“She stated that as she was recording him, she was telling him the whole time that she was recording him and that he was a pervert,” a deputy noted. “She stated that he responded by saying he wasn't a pervert he was just a freak."

Freak, pervert or just plain old compulsive masturbator, Williams was fired from his job with the popular chain. But beware that if he manages to evade the long arm of the law he may soon be working the griddle at a Dennys near you. It gives a whole new meaning to the term "loosely scrambled".