Scorned Narcissist Obama Smacks North Korea With Sanctions Over Being Called a Monkey

Despite mounting doubts that North Korea was actually behind the Sony hacking and bogus “terrorist” threats over the movie “The Interview”, Emperor Barack Obama today whipped out a new round of sanctions against the “Hermit Kingdom”. With the news rolled out to much pomp and circumstance, Obama  took a break from his endless taxpayer funded golf vacation in Hawaii to announce yet another executive order to circumvent Congress. Hell hath no fury like that of a narcissist scorned and while the presstitutes in the corrupt media eagerly regurgitate every Obama lie to the masses of asses it is obvious that the sanctions are revenge for being called out as a “monkey in a tropical forest” last week.

As reported by Reuters in a story entitled “U.S. slaps more sanctions on North Korea after Sony hack”:

North Korea was hit with more sanctions on Friday designed to impede access to the U.S. financial system in the wake of a cyberattack on Sony Pictures Entertainment, which the Obama Administration has said was supported by the reclusive country.

The U.S. government named three entities, including North Korea's military intelligence agency, and sanctioned 10 people with links to weapons sales and proliferation.

Financial sanctions have been effective in bringing pressure on Iran and Russia, but they have had limited impact on North Korea, which has been sanctioned by the United States for more than 50 years.

“It’s not as if they travel a lot abroad to western Europe or the United States ... They don’t have billions of dollars in western banks,” said Joel Wit of 38North, part of the U.S. Korea Institute at Johns Hopkins University in Washington.

Pyongyang has denied involvement in the cyberattack. Washington said there was no evidence that any of the three entities or the individuals were linked to it.

Treasury Secretary Jacob J. Lew said in a statement that Washington had a "commitment to hold North Korea accountable for its destructive and destabilizing conduct."

Lew said that even as a probe by the FBI continued "these steps underscore that we will employ a broad set of tools to defend U.S. businesses and citizens, and to respond to attempts to undermine our values or threaten the national security of the United States."

Just another truckload of freshly processed manure as Americans can always expect from this most dishonest and corrupt administration. Regarding that “destructive and destabilizing conduct” line from Timothy “Turbotax” Geithner’s replacement it is inconceivable that there is anything even remotely as “destructive” and “destabilizing” as Obama’s insane foreign policy. That would however mean that this loathsome administration actually has a foreign policy but with the endless series of shifting rationale, frayed alliances, crossed red lines and liberal intervention that has no rhyme or reason they might as well be randomly picking things out of a hat.

But when your foreign policy team is headed up by a nattering nincompoop with an incurable case of diarrhea of the mouth in Secretary of State John “Skull and Bones” Kerry an incoherent mess is what can be expected. Toss in the triad of  batshit crazy bitches Susan “Benghazi” Rice, Samantha “Mrs. Cass Sunstein” Power and Victoria “Fuck the EU”Nuland and it is no wonder that the U.S. has lost so much global prestige. Oh, and let us not forget Vice President Joe “Foghorn Leghorn” Biden - whose top foreign policy action item seemed to be scoring that job at the largest gas producer in Ukraine for his cokehead son - and it is one hell of a dream team that Mr. Obama has assembled.

The sanctions will amount to nothing more than a bit of balm to salve the wound upon poor Barry’s ego for being so rudley mocked as a “monkey” by the North Koreans. Sanctions have amounted to nothing with Iran or Russia with the exception of being something to boast about at White House cocktail parties and beltway functions for power sucklers, egomaniacs and sycophants. They won’t hurt North Korea either because it is already an isolated, ass-backwards hellhole in which things could only be made worse for the people who live there  if Kim Jong Un was replaced by Barack Hussein Obama.

Give Us The Wolf: CNN Targeting by Sony Hackers Exposed as Hoax

The so-called “monkey in a tropical forest” who is currently the head of the big government circus has set America up for yet another embarrassing foreign policy fiasco. The rush to judgment to blame North Korea over the Sony hacking and subsequent takedown of that country’s internet increasingly looks like it was directed at the wrong target. There are serious questions being asked by experts over whether the hacking and subsequent hyping of “terrorist” threats against movie theaters showing “The Interview” is hogwash. The government and the media that serves as it's propaganda arm and fear-mongering megaphone have been putting one over on Americans again.

It’s understandable that the Obama regime would want to exploit the Sony hacking to foster a climate of dread in order to ease the cramming down the citizen's throats of a new and oppressive cybersecurity bill. When it comes to lying, Obama and the anti-Constitutional contingent in Congress are seasoned pros and never even bother with the telling the truth. There is a method to their madness but even pathological fibbers and fascists can push it too far which is what happened with the alleged targeting of CNN by the perpetrators of the Sony hack.

According to a story by the website The Intercept that is based on an actual Department of Homeland Security/FBI Joint Intelligence bulletin entitled “Sony Hackers Threaten U.S. News Media Organization”:

The threat against the unnamed news organization by the Guardians of Peace, the hacker group that has claimed credit for the Sony attack, “may extend to other such organizations in the near future,” according to a Joint Intelligence Bulletin of the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security obtained by The Intercept.

Referring to Sony only as “USPER1”and the news organization as “USPER2,” the Joint Intelligence Bulletin, dated Dec. 24 and marked For Official Use Only, states that its purpose is “to provide information on the late-November 2014 cyber intrusion targeting USPER1 and related threats concerning the planned release of the movie, ‘The Interview.’ Additionally, these threats have extended to USPER2 —a news media organization—and may extend to other such organizations in the near future.”

Despite a lack of specific details it was then reported that the news organization was CNN and that the alleged threat extended to uber-celebrity host and former AIPAC lobbyist Wolf Blitzer. The federal dicks were sent into hyperactive mode by a Pastebin post that called for the ratings challenged cable network to hand over their star: "You have 24 hours to give us the Wolf". Now that the first in an ongoing series of bogus terrorist threats - 2015 will produce a bumper crop - has been debunked before the New Year's baby has taken his first diaper dump. A Tennessee freelance writer copped to the "threat" against Wolf/CNN and admitted that it was all a joke.

As reported by the Daily Mail in a story entitled “Sony hacker threat against CNN 'is a hoax': Nashville writer claims credit for post that demanded network turn over Wolf Blitzer”:

A hacking threat against CNN that rose to the FBI attention is actually a hoax, claims a freelance writer from Tennessee who is claiming responsibility for the post.

David Garrett Jr., from Nashville, says he we the one who posted to the anonymous site 'pastebin' claiming to be Sony hackers the 'Guardians of Peace.' It included the bizarre demand that CNN should turn over anchor Wolf Blitzer.

It is believed that the FBI issued a Joint Intelligence Bulletin based on that post that warned CNN and other media companies that hack attacks could be in the works.

Mr Garrett, who rights about security issues for Examiner.com, revealed himself on Twitter today after news media organizations, including Daily Mail Online, picked up the story about the FBI warning.

'My fake pastbin post is being investigated by the FBI. I wrote for CNN to "give us the Wolf" and the FBI is actually taking it as a threat,' he tweeted.

'It was a joke. And to show that no one investigates anything. Everything is rumors. I had no idea it would be taken seriously.'

He says he wrote the post to make the point that pastebin is an unreliable source and that anyone can post anything to the site.

One has to wonder just how many taxpayer dollars were burned up by the G-men over this obvious wild goose chase. I am sure that Mr. Garrett has rocketed to the top of the whatever shit list that the alphabet soup agencies are keeping on "troublemakers". In a way it's pretty damn funny until you realize that the joke is on us all - again.

North Korea Mocks Narcissist Obama as "Monkey in a Tropical Forest"

Following a relentless propaganda campaign that induced hordes of gullible schmucks to show their “patriotism” by going to see a tasteless movie on Christmas, the mighty Wurlitzers are purring again this morning.  In comments attributed to the North Korean regime of the petulant Kim Jong Un – whose mock assassination was the centerpiece of the movie The Interview – Emperor Barack Obama has been called out as a “monkey”. The blistering denunciation of Dear Leader comes along with a denial that the Un regime had any responsibility in the Sony hacking caper despite being targeted by the mainstream media’s holiday edition of the “two minutes hate”. It is a sentiment that is being echoed by cybersecurity experts that makes it increasingly likely that the Obama regime was behind the entire affair – or at least the co-opting of the hack for the purpose of demonizing North Korea.

While the translations differ somewhat in what was actually said about Mr. Obama - “a monkey living in a tropical forest” is the most widely reported - it is sure to feed right into the bread and butter of the administration which is racial politics. While skeptical liberals may not have been onboard with dressing themselves up in red, white and blue garb and filling theaters to strike a blow for the financial interests of a Japanese corporation they will eat the “money” remarks up. Sad that it has come to where racism is so easily exploited for cheap political gain here in The Homeland and it has done nothing but contribute to an already toxic mix of social problems, particularly in the aftermath of Ferguson.

As reported by AFP via Yahoo News via in a story entitled “N. Korea calls Obama 'monkey', blames US for blackout”:

North Korea on Saturday called US President Barack Obama a "monkey" for inciting cinemas to screen a comedy featuring a fictional plot to kill its leader, and blamed Washington for an Internet blackout this week.

The isolated dictatorship's powerful National Defence Commission (NDC) threatened "inescapable deadly blows" over the film and accused the US of "disturbing the Internet operation" of North Korean media outlets.

The Internet outage triggered speculation that US authorities may have launched a cyber-attack in retaliation for the hacking of Sony Pictures -- the studio behind madcap North Korea comedy "The Interview".

Washington has said the attack on Sony was carried out by Pyongyang.

The NDC accused Obama of taking the lead in encouraging cinemas to screen "The Interview" on Christmas Day. Sony had initially cancelled its release after major US cinema chains said they would not show it, following threats by hackers aimed at cinemagoers.

"Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest," a spokesman for the NDC's policy department said in a statement published by the North's official KCNA news agency.

The corrupt state-corporate media is doing their jobs and running with the “monkey” story today to gin up the maximum amount of outrage with all hands on deck. ABC has “N. Korea Calls Obama 'Monkey' in Hacking Row”.  CNN chimes in with "North Korea lambasts U.S. over 'The Interview,' says Obama is the 'culprit'”. Fox News reports “N. Korea blames US for internet shutdown, hurls racist comment toward Obama” and there are hundreds of other lesser media outlets flogging the same story. Per Fox News, it wasn’t the first time that a high U.S. official has been dissed lately as North Korea – GASP - “called U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry a wolf with a "hideous" lantern jaw”. I am sure that The Interview will continue to play to packed houses of suckers wrapping themselves in the flag throughout the weekend.

So why play up the race card to justify foreign policy goals?  it is fortuitous timing that the Sony hacking and blaming of North Korea happens to coincide with an Obama push to get the ultra-secret Trans Pacific Trade Partnership (TPP) passed. The Washington Post has reported that one of Obama’s first orders of business in the new year will be to cut a deal with Republican leaders to put the TPP put into place despite the average American having zero say in the matter. The sovereignty destroying “free trade” deal has been called "NAFTA on steroids" and we all can see how well that one turned out. It will be far easier selling this latest stabbing in the back of the American people if there is a regional bogeyman - like North Korea and it's deranged leader- to use as justification.

One can only imagine the parade of slobbering, jabbering, self-aggrandizing political monkeys that will adorn the panels of the Sunday morning “news” shows this weekend.